John Kerry Accidentally Speaks Mind Again

According to Town Hall, Secretary of State John Kerry accidentally let loose a geriatric line of lucidity earlier today in Bangladesh.

“If you decide one day you’re going to be a terrorist and you’re willing to kill yourself, you can go out and kill some people. You can make some noise…perhaps the media would do us all a service if they didn’t cover it quite as much. People wouldn’t know what’s going on,” Kerry said.

[emphasis ours]

Mr. Kerry’s idea is intriguing. Why trouble the little people with the scary things their Federal Government has allowed to unfold (or failed to prevent, even with phone-tapping, child-bombing, and regime-changing all over the world, depending on your perspective)?

No, the American people should be coddled and allowed to think happy thoughts. What terrorism? Where’s our echo chamber to promote all the bad guys Obama has taken out with those hundreds of Pakistani children?

Iran’s New Partners in Terrorism



Dept of Justice to Censor Terrorist Tapes

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Dodge Charger Can’t Dodge This

After several weeks of reporting on the black “Dodge Charger” that continues to flout federal handicapped license plate regulations (it seems) without a visual on the suspect, I finally had a break in the case.

Dogged by the Dodge–STILL



The violation situation over the weekend.

This morning I ventured out to get ripped at the gym before work (see future post) and noticed the black menace’s driver (who was, himself, white) entering the ride. No sign of a physical handicap, but I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just hasn’t seen the “handicapped parking only” sign he’s been parking in front of for three months without the plate number that’s listed on the sign.



I did what any normal person would do, and followed him


We ended up at “BJ’s” down the road, where the mysterious man was getting some gas. Now I’m not a “BJ’s” club member because I don’t like getting blowjobs. So I quickly captured the photo above, because I had no reason to be loitering around the “members only” gas pump.

Then the suspect locked eyes with me, and I knew my cover was blown. No pun intended.

I peeled out while he was still hooked to the pump.

This may become a DEVELOPING STORY. Watch for updates.

Shawn Lucas Update

We were still concerned about DNC process server Shawn Lucas, who was found dead on August 2 after dropping off a legal summons for DNC head thug Debbie Wasserman Schultz. The lawsuit reportedly contends what recent Wikileaks emails confirm: the DNC strategically circled the wagons to christen Hillary Clinton as the party’s nominee before the primary debates even started last fall.

Shawn Lucas Death

Our source Wall Street on Parade finally got an answer from the Washington, D.C. medical examiner on Friday–it was sort of like when Hillary is asked a direct question by the press:

It has now been more than three weeks since Lucas died with no cause of death announced. We asked the Chief Medical Examiner’s office if the delay was a result of toxicology tests being conducted. We were told it can make no comment beyond the fact that the cause of death is “pending.”

The official report from the Metropolitan Police Department in Washington, D.C. indicates that officers Kathryn Fitzgerald and Adam Sotelo responded to a 911 call from the girlfriend of Lucas, Savannah King. The officers arrived “at 1913 hours,” or 7:13 p.m. on the evening of  Tuesday, August  2. According to the report, Lucas was “laying unconscious on the bathroom floor” and when “DCFD Engine 9 responded” there were “no signs consistent with life.”

[emphasis ours]

Hopefully the M.E. gets their shit together, because Mr. Lucas has been in the ground awhile now and his family would presumably like some explanation for the 38-year-old’s suspicious demise.

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John Harbaugh Bawls Hard


ABC News reports that Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh is neck-and-neck with Colin Kaepernick of the 49ers (see previous post) to become NFL Preseason 2016’s sorest loser.

Mr. Harbaugh lost veteran tight end Benjamin Watson to a season-ending Achilles injury in a non-contact play at the opening of the first quarter in his team’s 30-9 drubbing of the Detroit Lions last night in Baltimore.

Harbaugh proceeded to pout that preseason games don’t count, and this is not fair to the prince of M&T Bank Stadium because his players might get hurt.

“It’s not the ’70s anymore. These guys playing in these games — it’s tough — and they’re not meaningful games. They are important to get better, and they improve us. But we football coaches can find ways to get our guys ready and get our players evaluated without the kind of risk that a game necessarily entails.

“I’m really hopeful that the union and the league can get together and do something that’s good for everybody — especially what’s good for the players and for the fans.”

[our emphasis]

In addition to Watson, 35, blowing out his right Achilles tendon without being contacted by another player on the game’s opening snap, rookie running back Kenneth Dixon sprained his left knee.

Mr. Harbaugh, 53, apparently believes that the league’s 64 preseason games, which do not count towards the official team records to determine playoff lineups, put unnecessary risk on the players:

“If I had my choice, I’d go none [preseason games]. That might be an extreme point, but we could run scrimmages, or we could run practices against other teams and figure it out. We’d all be in the same boat. That’s for people higher up than me to decide.”

Speaking of people higher up, it’s not all that safe a sport for the cheerleaders, either.

Harbaugh indicated his stance on the four-game preseason has been a long-standing one and isn’t a reaction to losing two impact players in one half. –ABC

“If you go more games, [sic] fewer preseason games and bigger rosters, that’s good for everybody. To me, that’s something that they can put their heads together and work out. It would be a positive,”poor John continued to protest of the four August exhibition games that help grind out the 53-man roster and justify his nearly-$7,000,000 annual salary.

“But they better put their helmets on before they put their heads together,” Harbaugh hastily added. “Don’t want anyone getting a concussion.”

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49ers Quarterback Emulates Will and Jada Smith

San Francisco 49ers backup quarterback Colin Kaepernick made waves last night when he refused to stand during the national anthem before his team’s preseason tangle with the Green Bay Packers.

Whether this is related to getting benched in favor of mediocre former Jacksonville Jaguar Blaine Gabbert by piggy-eyed, over-hyped head coach (disgraced former head of the Philadelphia Eagles) Chip Kelly is unclear.

KTVU of San Fran alerted us to Kaepernick’s childish reasoning for stealing the spotlight.

Kaepernick told NFL media: “I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses Black people and people of color.”

“To  me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder,” the Super Bowl XLVII loser continued.

This is sort of like when Will Smith and Jada Smith didn’t get nominated for “Oscar” awards earlier this year, and decided the ceremony was racist.

This Week: Oscars Boycott Threatened


Oscars Boycott: UPDATE

(We have not bolded the names of the Smiths, because that would be racist. Although it might set up a good “blacksmith” joke, given the furnaces raging on this page–thanks, YouTube!)

According to Wikipedia, the 49ers released a statement:

“The national anthem is and always will be a special part of the pre-game ceremony. It is an opportunity to honor our country and reflect on the great liberties we are afforded as its citizens. In respecting such American principles as freedom of religion and freedom of expression, we recognize the right of an individual to choose and participate, or not, in our celebration of the national anthem.”


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Hillary Updates

Hillary Shows Empathy with Ordinary, Fat Americans by Offering Chocolate Instead of Answering Press Inquiries

According to our source, Town Hall,

“Why don’t you offer some to the press?” she said to the reporters as she dismissed questions. “They are so wonderful, they are so hard working they all deserve a piece of chocolate.”

Another VA Parking Lot Suicide

New York Times reported that Peter A. Kaisen, 76, took his own life Sunday outside the Northport Veterans Affairs Medical Center, Building 92–a Federal Government-mismanaged nursing home for U.S. veterans:

Why Mr. Kaisen decided to end his life was not immediately known, but two people connected to the hospital who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss his death said that he had been frustrated that he was unable to see an emergency-room physician for reasons related to his mental health. “He went to the E.R. and was denied service,” one of the people, who currently works at the hospital, said. “And then he went to his car and shot himself.”

The Northport hospital, according to New York Times, also recently had to close all five operating rooms after an unidentified black substance started spewing out of the air vents. Only the best for our men and women in uniform.

Another veteran killed himself outside a VA clinic earlier this year:

VA Shortcomings

Suffolk County Detective Lt. Kevin Beyrer told the Times that the FBI will be investigating Kasien’s death. Not because of America’s criminal failure to provide him mental health care, but because the death occurred on “Federal Government property.”

According to Military Times, about 20 U.S. veterans commit suicide every day, for about 18% of our daily suicides nationwide. However, 70% of the vets who take their lives “were not regular users of VA services.”

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Iran Updates

America Continues to Take International Humiliation from Iran–While Financing Their Terrorism

Good Morning America reported yesterday that the Obama administration policy of bending over for public flogging by Iran, the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism (who continue to call America the Great Satan and shamelessly defy the provisions of Obama’s ill-advised “nuclear deal”) is alive and well.

Sustaining provocation by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, the American Navy destroyer USS Nitze was near-missed by four Iranian craft in the Strait of Hormuz on Tuesday.

A Department of Defense official told GMA the Iranian speedboat maneuvers were “unsafe and unprofessional” and  “came way too close for comfort.”

“Four Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGCN) vessels harassed the guided missile destroyer USS Nitze (DDG 94) by conducting a high-speed intercept and closing within a short distance of Nitze despite repeated warnings as Nitze transited international waters in the vicinity of the Strait of Hormuz Aug. 23.”

Iran vs. John Kerry the Buffoon: Update

Besides the January disgrace of ten U.S. Navy sailors who held fire when ambushed by Iran and ended up starring in terrorist propaganda (see above) on the eve of Obama’s crooked, ineffectual “Iran Deal,” Iranian prodding of a passive U.S. foreign policy continues. GMA notes:

In mid-July, Iranian craft harassed the USS New Orleans as it played host to General Joseph Votel, who, as the commander of U.S. Central Command, is the top U.S. military commander in the Middle East.

CNN had more details today (via Washington Free Beacon):

A US Navy patrol craft fired three warning shots at an Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps boat Wednesday after US officials said it had harassed that patrol craft, CNN has learned.

Another US patrol craft and a Kuwaiti Navy ship were also harassed in the incident, which took place in the northern end of the Persian Gulf.

At one point, the Iranian boat came within 200 yards of one of the US Navy boats. When it failed to leave the area after the Navy had fired flares and had a radio conversation with the Iranian crew, the US officials said, the USS Squall fired three warning shots. Following standard maritime procedures, the Navy fired the three shots into the water to ensure the Iranians understood they needed to leave the immediate area.


Meanwhile, John Kerry’s State Department continues to dance around the whole America negotiated with Iranian terrorists to pass Obama’s Iran deal storyline.


Meanwhile, John Kerry’s “not a ransom” line is wearing thin. Washington Free Beacon reported today that in addition to the first $400,000,000 drop of euros on a pallet (coinciding with the non-ransomed release of four Americans from Iranian clutches on January 16), another $1,300,000,000 America supposedly owed Iran from the Carter administration also flooded Tehran’s banks to help finance more terrorism–and the Obama administration is refusing to admit it. What $19,400,000,000,000 national debt?

While the administration has remained silent about the circumstances surrounding the payment, investigative reporter Claudia Rosett recently disclosed that the Treasury Department transferred just under $1.3 billion to the State Department in 13 “large identical sums.”

The funds, allocated for “foreign claims,” could shine a light on how the administration moved taxpayer funds into the State Department’s purview in order to provide the additional payment to Iran.

In 13 individual payments of $99,999,999.99, the Treasury Department moved a total of 1,299,999,999.87, which roughly amounts to the remaining money owed to Iran.

Conservative GOP Senators Ted Cruz (TX) and Mike Lee (UT) have led a Congressional inquiry into Obama’s blatantly illegal financing of American payoff of a State-labeled sponsor of worldwide terror:

The Departments of State, Treasury, and Justice all failed to respond to the inquiry by Monday’s deadline, according to congressional sources tracking the matter.

“The already bizarre circumstances surrounding the $1.7 billion payment to the Islamic Republic have only gotten stranger in the weeks since we learned of the $400 million in cash that was sent to the Iranian regime last January 16th,” Cruz said to the Free Beacon. “If this payment was, as the Obama administration insists, a straightforward settlement of an old debt that it would have cost America more to contest, why all the secrecy?”

[All colored emphasis is ours.]

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